The discovery of the tomb of an ancient Norse king unleashes a weapon of unbelievable power.One touch from the Spear of Odin can transform a man into a berserker—an unstoppable rage-fueled killing machine. Dane Maddock and "Bones" Bonebrake, former Navy SEALs turned treasure hunters, are on assignment in Norway—their mission: Stop the rogue biotech company ScanoGen from getting their hands on the legendary weapon.But ScanoGen isn't the only enemy they'll need to worry about. A crazed mercenary with delusions of godhood has plans to use the spear to raise an army of berserkers, unleashing them upon an unsuspecting world, and only Dane and Bones stand in his way.PRAISE FOR DAVID WOOD AND THE DANE MADDOCK ADVENTURES!A great read that provides lots of action, and thoughtful insight as well, into strange realms that are sometimes best left unexplored." Paul Kemprecos, author of Cool Blue Tomb"Dane and...

A twisted comedy of pseudo psychology, country music, and recreational boating... Unbalanced country music fan, Andy Mowf, has been listening to his hair stylist instead of his psychiatrist. Andy, his stylist, and two other friends head into the woods, anticipating a light-hearted weekend of camping.Paula Kasper had dropped out of the Psychology program at the University of Texas in her junior year to open a hair salon south of Downtown Austin. An hour of hairdressing and scalp massages usually obliterated her clients’ inhibitions, and they unburdened themselves of their most intimate dilemmas. Sudsy-haired, jabbering customers declared to Paula, “That was splendid advice you gave me!” Years of flattering feedback and profuse thanks for her faux wisdom nuggets had inflated Paula’s sense of competency, and she was deluded into thinking she was equally effective as the licensed professionals. She cut Andy Mowf’s hair every week, and had become his sounding board.

You'd have to be crazy to make friends with a murderer. Chas thought it would be a laugh. But now his death row penpal's paying a visit, and he's not going to let that friendship go. Not over his dead body...

Berserk Revenge is a literary historical thriller, written in the style of authentic ancient Norse sagas. For lovers of action fiction, poetry and/or alternate history.Berserk Revenge is a literary historical thriller, written in the style of authentic ancient Norse sagas. Set in 793 AD, when Norway was ruled by many small kingdoms and Christianity was unheard-of. Halfdan the Black, a young fighter and poet, vows revenge for the killing of his king. Halfdan's violent fate leads him through real historical events ... and romance and triumph and shocking disaster ... to a stunning, satisfying conclusion.For lovers of action fiction, poetry and/or alternate history.

'Tales of the Horns' is a series full of magic, adventure and intrigue. Mary Horn and her estranged family must face hordes of monstrous enemies and the remnants of old gods in a fight that will seal the fate of the world.Could an ordinary family survive against the heroes, creatures and monsters of legend in a war that threatens the very fabric of reality? Luckily, the Horns are far from ordinary. But, despite their strange heritage, wonderful magic and fearful powers, the odds are stacked against them. Remus and his legion Sons march for Rome, gathering all who would rebel against the new gods; their goal the eradication of Life.Mary Horn’s dreams of leaving Pennysworth County and its magical borders come true one day when she is stolen away from home to work beneath the streets of Olde London in a dungeon filled with hideous monsters. Mary must win her freedom from her new master and remove the curse before she too devolves into a beast. Mary must learn to fight and fight well in an environment that doesn’t tolerate weakness. Can her family save her in time, or will they be swept up in the consuming war? The Tales of The Horns is an exciting and bold new series which blends magic, myth and legend in a contemporary setting.

My Weirder School weirder than ever!Mr. Burke cuts the grass, trims the bushes, and does the landscaping around Ella Mentry School. He wants to have a corn maze on the baseball diamond and drag races with his riding mower. What's up with the crop circles in the soccer field? And what did he bury under the monkey bars?

My name is Jules Allen. I’m a street kid who let the military turn me into a killer. When a professional favor brings me home, I find myself forced to deal with a city that spit me out, a man that couldn’t be bothered to keep his promises, and friends who’ve gone through changes I never saw coming. I haven’t had a lot of opportunities or people that care about me, so anytime I’ve had either I’ve done everything possible to make the most of ‘em. Now I’ve got a husband who’s more likely to be an ex than anything else, a career on the verge of collapsing, and a thousand reasons to give up on all the people that need me. But that’s not me. When I commit, I see things through, and I don’t bother to explain myself along the way. When I flip the switch, I move mountains with explosive intensity or glacial patience… whatever it takes. So when I see my calm, collected, and non-confrontational club owning husband Maxwell show off his crazy side, I can’t help but wonder if I’ve been wrong about him all along. And why I hope that I was.

A twelve-year-old sleuth goes undercover—and underwater—to tackle three cases in this hilarious Brixton Brothers mystery. It's a routine case... ...or at least as routine as a cases get when you're a twelve-year-old private detective who's been sleuthing for just a few months: Steve Brixton must don a neon wetsuit and work undercover to retrieve a stolen surfboard. But when the assignment goes all wrong, Steve finds himself caught inside mysteries involving wild surfers, pirate smugglers, thick-necked goons, and a sixth-grader who can't find his gym shorts.