The scoundrel and the sc.., p.1
The Scoundrel and the Scientist, page 1
The Scoundrel and the Scientist is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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Contents
Author's Note
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Stay Connected
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Thank You
About the Author
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Author's Note
Hello Beautiful Reader,
Welcome to the Beau Monde. Most, if not all, of my books are part of an interconnected world with the Good Dukes, where it all started. This series, The Ashbourne Legacy follows the 7 brothers of Snow White, and it has some enchanting fairytale vibes for you.
If you like SWEET & SPICY, you are in for a treat.
I love to write funny, easy, breezy stories where the characters learn things about themselves and the world around them, all the while continuing to reach for hope, joy, and above all, LOVE.
Love always wins. Love never fails.
You will always read a happy ending in my stories.
I write to have fun, and so I make stories fit into a historical context, but I often take leeway with history. SO, if you are looking for a 100% accurate depiction of historical language and settings, please put this book down. You will be disappointed. And I don’t want that. You don’t want that. Neither of us wants you to be disappointed. Let’s just be happy. The world is a hard enough place as it is.
IF, however, you don’t mind to sacrifice some historical truths in the name of LOVE and HUMOR, AND you want to read about some HOT men falling head over heels in love with some INTELLIGENT, STRONG, INDEPENDENT women, then read on, dear reader.
Much love,
Eliana Piers
Chapter 1
1816 England
LIFE WAS ALWAYS CHANGING. There was no time to stop and catch one’s breath, nevermind correct one’s footing. There was only one way forward, and that was to put one foot in front of the other and keep going.
“What does a woman know about making soap? Nevermind that she’s Irish,” the disgruntled customer scoffed at her.
A whole feck of a lot, she wanted to say. She could feel her palms sweating enough that a smack across his arrogant face would just slide off. This was her new home. She had to hold it together.
“Let’s go. There’s better soap down the road.” He dragged his apologetic looking wife out the door.
Life was always changing, but people weren’t. Miss Chloe Penbrook knew this only too well.
She stepped back into her shop, yet again rebelling against society’s strictures. She couldn’t help but think of her mother and father as she readied herself for work. With gloved hands, she stirred the heavy mixture and breathed in heavily through the fabric covering her mouth. This work was all for them.
Her parents were aging, and her father could no longer continue the soapmaking business he had started many years ago. It had sustained their family for as long as he ran it back in Ireland. Unfortunately, he could no longer do so with his declining health. A few turns around the shop left him winded. Fortunately, he had taught his only child the chemistry behind making soap. Unfortunately, his only child was female. Fortunately, she had a mind for business.
Though at this point, she was a bit behind on counting her fortunes.
It was to his credit that he didn’t disparage the female gender, else their family of three would not still have a roof over their heads.
But this ultimately induced a significant stress that was pushing squarely upon Chloe’s diaphragm. Daily.
Just one more week. One more week, and she could enter the business competition hosted by a few business moguls who owned Bond Street. The prize was a shop, rent free, for two years in one of their properties. Being on the busiest shopping district in London, whoever won the prize were deemed business worthy by the experts, and would thus likely be able to remain on Bond Street for the foreseeable future. Since London was her home now, she was determined to see this through. Or perhaps she should say, again. Her mother being English and Chloe having been born in England meant that this was a return, though it hardly felt like one since she had no working memory of London.
Chloe carefully added the potash to the liquids, stirring it until it dissolved. Without the recent discovery of caustic potash, her new soap would never have been possible. So it was that keeping up with the times, keeping up with life, did have its benefits.
But that contest, though? That was the dream. No, that was the plan. Chloe corrected herself. It was a plan. Well thought out with easy steps to put into action. Experiment with the soap. Test it. Win the contest. Sell the soap. Simple, easy steps. Well, some of them.
One of her biggest challenges would be to convince people that what she had created was in fact soap.
Another monumental challenge was her gender. As it turned out, most of the customers, upon finding out that she herself was the soap boiler, had turned quite suspicious. Often returning their items to their shelves.
Another challenge was the fact that she had not only taken over her father’s business, but she had taken a risk and they had all moved to a new location–new country, really–in hopes of making the business more profitable. At this point, the risk had not paid out, and this contest was her last hope. Perhaps if she had stayed where her father had done business, the trust of the customers would have transferred from her father to her. That was wishful thinking and completely unhelpful to Chloe right now.
The truth of the matter was, the only priority was making a business of her newfound soap and providing for herself and her family. She did not ever want to have to depend on someone for her livelihood. It was too easy for a husband to die, leaving the wife destitute. Or just desperate. Neither situation appealed to Chloe. It was also far too easy for a couple to only have a daughter, as was her case.
Hunger is good sauce. From hearing it repeatedly by her parents, the Irish phrase rang through her head. She had nothing right now except hunger, which would make the winning later so much sweeter.
She couldn’t rely on anyone else to help her with that.
No, she needed to provide for herself. She counted only on herself. Succeed or fail, she would do it on her own.
Or so she planned.
***
NOTHING EVER CHANGED. LIFE was static.
ACHOO! Point in case, thought Barnaby Ashbourne, second son after Arthur, the Duke of Whitewood.
He was–ACHOO! he rubbed his nose in his handkerchief–walking down Piccadilly when he–ACHOO!–chastised himself for thinking he could take a leisurely stroll through Burlington Gardens. In blooming season.
It was ridiculous to even try. Of course he would be–ACHOO! Nevermind. Resigning himself to fate, he just needed to make his way home and out of the blooming–erm–blooms.
The sound of horses approaching, combined with him being downwind of the equines, put his nose and handkerchief on alert. Looking up, he saw them fast approaching. He took a step back to give them room.
In doing so, he inadvertently nudged into a gruff, “Watch where you’re going.”
Which, incidentally, pushed him into a, “Hey!”
Followed by a brush with, “Get off me.”
And much to his chagrin, that bumped him into a door that must have been partially ajar, for he fell right through it, unwittingly into his worst nightmare.
After the bumble and the stumble, he regained his footing, and took inventory of his surroundings. Bars and bars and bars. Everywhere. He felt caged in. How one could stumble into such a prison while innocently perambulating down the street, he would never know. Nor did he have the heart to ask fate why it would destine him to such misery.
Truly, he wasn’t sure he was up for fate disclosing any particularly nefarious acts of malevolence he had committed over the years. Perhaps laughing at the man last week who had tripped over his own umbrella was finally catching up to him. Or maybe borrowing his classmate’s quill with every intention to return it, but failing, was what he owed his current fate to. Most likely he was being punished for blaming his youngest sister for breaking that priceless, and of course irreplaceable vase. Naturally it had also been his mother’s favorite. Barnaby shook his head and covered his eyes. Perhaps fate knew of an even more pernicious iniquity that was staining his soul.
Whatever fate’s source, Barnaby did not want to remove his hand from his eyes, for although it would not prevent him from sneezing, it somehow made him think it might prevent him from sneezing. Which, in this baffling situation, it was.
Most baffling indeed, since Barnaby was in a soap shop.
He braced himself, flexed his feet, thighs, shoulder, and neck. Even his jaw. Waiting in anticipation for the downpour of sneezes that was sure to cascade any second now. It was soap after all, surely they had fragrances. Yet…
No sneezes.
No sneezes? Barnaby removed his hand from over his eyes.
His eyes had not deceived him. He was in fact in a soap shop with bars and bars of various soaps. There were also a few glass jars with liquid in them, but not many.
An eeriness drooped over Barnaby’ shoulders as he scanned the shelves in disbelief. “What the blooming devil of a place is this?”
Chapter 2
IF ONLY THE PROCESS didn’t take so long, she could experiment more frequently and test more quickly what worked and didn’t work. If only she could speed up the baking time of the soap. If only she could make the liquid boil faster.
But these were all things out of her control. Chloe could hear her mother’s voice in her head. Change what you can. Accept what you can’t. But be wise enough to know the difference. It was a painful truth to acknowledge that her wisdom was lacking at times.
Patience was not her strong suit. And although she knew that the best things in life took time–she could now hear her father’s Irish lilt repeating time and patience brings a snail to cork– she didn’t feel as though she had time.
The competition was in a week. She needed to make sure she had her recipe down pat and that she was ready. There were enough obstacles in her way. She didn’t need an overbaked soap.
Her next stir was interrupted by a clanging in the front of the shop. Someone must have entered. Another reminder that she needed some help. Removing the mixture from the heat source, she walked toward the front.
Stopping just shy of the store, she peeked around the corner. Who had come into the store? And what did they want? Besides soap, of course.
She still had on her gloves and her apron as she studied the man in the center of the store. He had his back to her, but she could see that he had his hand over his eyes, like… well, she wasn’t sure what it was like exactly because she had not even one iota of a clue for why he was covering his eyes. Without being able to see his eyes, she couldn’t be sure if she had seen him before, if he was a repeat customer or not. But his build told her that she probably would have remembered him if he had come into the store before.
She felt dwarfed in the doorway by his presence. Wide, broad shoulders, tapering slightly to a lean waist. Thick thighs. And now that she reexamined the hand that was covering his eyes, ooh, it looked like a large hand. A hand that knew how to touch a woman.
She thought her body had been hot standing in front of the soap mixture, but in this moment, staring at this man, she was scalding.
He was all man top to bottom and yet he was adorably holding his hand over his eyes, like, yes, like a child at Christmas time waiting to open his presents. It was adorable. Her heart melted a little, but she had no time for men.
Especially not this well of a dressed man before her. The cost of his cravat could probably cover her outfit. Wardrobe!
No, she didn’t have time for men.
And apparently he didn’t have time for her. As he dropped his hand and turned around to take in the store, he had the most peculiar look on his face. As if he were trapped in some unknown land. As if he were the newcomer and not her.
***
Barnaby TOOK A SLOW turn about the store in shock. His feet were glued to the floor as he studied the anomalous soap surrounding him. Taking a few steps toward the counter, he anchored himself there. The palm of his hand rested on the smooth surface, inches from a glass jar of translucent liquid. He was about to pick up, truly, he was, when a voice called out.
“Don’t touch that.” There might have been a please tacked on after a second, but the abruptness of the voice caused a jolt to fly through him, and his hand flung outward, like a startled baby.
CRASH!
He wasn’t normally this clumsy, truly, he wasn’t, but then again, he had never heard a voice like hers before.
Sweet. Silky. Husky. It shot right to his groin. Better that his hand fly outward than elsewhere.
He looked up to the source of the sound.
Fire. Autumn leaves. Burning embers. That’s all he saw.
Where in all of God’s natural creation had this glorious being derived? Creamy white skin, soft jawline. Winged brows framed her face as someone full of grit and determination. His knees forgot their one job for a second, and it was fortunate that his other hand was resting on the counter as an anchor. Even from where he stood, he could see that she was covered in a sheen that was causing parts of his body to sheen. Whatever the devil that meant.
When he didn’t move, she strolled over to the jar, shattered on the ground.
“That was a sample. It wasn’t for touching.” He heard her mumbling. And perhaps she had added, eejit at the end, but he wasn’t certain. She didn’t have an accent, so he wasn’t sure why she would be using the phrase. Nonetheless, he heard what he heard. Or maybe he hadn’t.
She stood up, shards in gloved hands, piercing him with her gaze. Oh, she had certainly said it.
As if remembering something, she plastered a smile on her face, and asked in a feigned sweetness, “What can I help you with, sir?”
“Uh…umm…erm…” where had all the words gone? What were words again? How did one form sentences in the presence of such beauty?
“Just grand. I believe they have some next door.”
