Valleyesque, p.13
Valleyesque, page 13
Thank you to the book-world friends I’ve made during this time, especially mónica teresa ortiz, Raquel Gutiérrez, J. David Gonzalez, Dobby Gibson, Daley Farr, Corey Miller, Bing Li, Madeline ffitch, Uriel Perez, and Mark Haber.
Thanks to Little Max, who was present during the drafting of every one of these stories, and may he rest in peace. I miss you every day, my friend.
I listened to Courtney Barnett’s cover of “Shivers” on repeat during the writing of “You Got It, Take It Away,” so thank you, Courtney Barnett, for taking me there. Nat King Cole’s “El Bodeguero” straight-up inspired “Pheasants,” and I played it very loud while writing it, so thank you for everything, Nat King Cole, especially for those Spanish records.
Thanks to the labels Unseen Worlds, Mississippi Records, and Light in the Attic for the necessary jams. Thanks to my local record stores: Bluebonnet Records, Breakaway Records, and End of an Ear.
Thanks to my local and not-so-local indie bookstores: BookPeople, Book Woman, Brazos Bookstore, Pilsen Community Books, Point Reyes Books, Skylight Books, City Lights Bookstore, Deep Vellum Books, the Center for Fiction, Third Place Books, Riffraff Bookstore, and, of course, Becky Garcia, Joe, and the crew at Malvern Books.
Special thanks to all the booksellers out there, too.
As if all this was not enough, a mountain range of thanks is reserved for my visionary editor, Jackson Howard, and the entire team behind the scenes at MCD × FSG Originals, including, but not limited, to: Chloe Texier-Rose, Na Kim, June Park, Mitzi Angel, and Sean McDonald. I’d also like to thank Caitlin Van Dusen, Emily Bell, Danny Vazquez, and Naomi Huffman.
Lastly, thanks to Adira and Taisia K. I’d be nothing without these two. And that’s for damn sure.
ALSO BY FERNANDO A. FLORES
Death to the Bullshit Artists of South Texas
Tears of the Trufflepig
A Note About the Author
Fernando A. Flores was born in Reynosa, Tamaulipas, Mexico, and grew up in South Texas. He is the author of the collection Death to the Bullshit Artists of South Texas and the novel Tears of the Trufflepig, which was long-listed for the Center for Fiction First Novel Prize and named a Best Book of 2019 by Tor.com. His fiction has appeared in Ploughshares, the Los Angeles Review of Books Quarterly Journal, frieze, Grand Journal, Porter House Review, and other publications. He lives in Austin. You can sign up for email updates here.
Thank you for buying this
Farrar, Straus and Giroux ebook.
To receive special offers, bonus content,
and info on new releases and other great reads,
sign up for our newsletters.
Or visit us online at
us.macmillan.com/newslettersignup
For email updates on the author, click here.
CONTENTS
TITLE PAGE
COPYRIGHT NOTICE
DEDICATION
EPIGRAPHS
QUESO
THE SCIENCE FAIR PROTEST
NOCTURNE FROM A WORLD CONCAVE
THE 29TH OF APRIL
ZAPATA FOOTS THE BILL
NOSTRADAMUS BABY
POSSUMS
A PORTRAIT OF SIMÓN BOLÍVAR BUCKNER
ROPA USADA
PANCHOFIRE & MARINA
EL RITMO DE LA NOCHE
YOU GOT IT, TAKE IT AWAY
PHEASANTS
THE OSWALD VARIATIONS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ALSO BY FERNANDO A. FLORES
A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
COPYRIGHT
MCD × FSG Originals
Farrar, Straus and Giroux
120 Broadway, New York 10271
Copyright © 2022 by Fernando A. Flores
All rights reserved
First edition, 2022
These stories previously appeared, in slightly different form, in the following publications: Hingston & Olsen’s 2019 Short Story Advent Calendar (“The Science Fair Protest”), Construction (“Nocturne from a World Concave”), New Border Voices: An Anthology (“The 29th of April”), Porter House Review (“Zapata Foots the Bill”), Ploughshares (“Nostradamus Baby”), the Los Angeles Review of Books Quarterly Journal (“Possums”), Conflict of Interest (“Panchofire & Marina”), frieze (“El Ritmo de la Noche”), Grand Journal (“Pheasants”), and Wander (“The Oswald Variations”).
Title-page art and hand-lettering by Na Kim.
Ebook ISBN: 978-0-374-60414-1
Our ebooks may be purchased in bulk for promotional, educational, or business use. Please contact the Macmillan Corporate and Premium Sales Department at 1-800-221-7945, extension 5442, or by email at MacmillanSpecialMarkets@macmillan.com.
www.fsgoriginals.com • www.fsgbooks.com
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at @fsgoriginals
Fernando A. Flores, Valleyesque


