A dash of death, p.1
A Dash of Death, page 1
A Dash of Death
A Southern Fried Cozy Mystery
Jamie Lee Scott
A DASH OF DEATH
Copyright © 2024 by Jamie Lee Scott
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
Contents
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Author's Note
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Epilogue
1. Recipes mentioned in the book
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Author's Note
This series was previously published as the Willa Friday Cozy series. Due to some life changes, the novels have been updated, relocated, and (hopefully) improved. On the plus side, I didn’t even remember who the bad guys were when I was rewriting.
Acknowledgements
To my readers. Thank you for your patience. My life completely fell apart right before Covid hit, and then Covid just exacerbated the disaster that was my life at the time. The things that happened in 2020 have culminated into a need to rewrite, update, and rebrand all of the books written prior to 2020. It's taken me a long time to feel up to this task, since there are 17 books to rebrand. You'll be seeing new titles, new pen names, and new covers.
My life is back on track, and I finally feel like writing again. When I released American Justice, it didn't do well, and that just made the writer's block heavier to lift. I really loved that story, and I wanted the series to make a splash, but alas, I didn't follow up with the next book. I dropped the ball.
So, if you read the Willa Friday series, the Southern Fried Cozy Mystery series will be familiar. Now set in Pear, Texas, and updated, but still familiar.
I appreciate y'all more than you'll ever know.
Jamie
Chapter 1
The best thing about being a food stylist? Looking at delicious food all day. The worst part? Knowing most of the food isn’t edible. When the magically delicious cereal is really floating in Elmer’s glue, and the ice cream that never melts is really mashed potatoes, it may be edible, but probably not enjoyable.
Being obligated to clients, and having deadlines, was almost as bad as how the food would taste at the end of a photo shoot. I knew what I had to do and when it needed to be ready, and I had plenty of lead time, but I inevitably waited until the last minute to do it all. Food styling was easier than running a restaurant kitchen, but being a food blogger was even easier. The only downfall about being a food blogger (so far) was the income, as in nearly zero income. I was trying to get my page views up with fun posts about styling food, but so far, I’d only been making about $100-200 a month on my blog. I still had to take on food styling and photography jobs to make ends meet.
I’m Marcy Savoie, and I’m the main writer and owner of Sweet, Savory & Simple food blog. My blog isn’t just about food. I also write about wine. Living in East Texas wine country and marrying into a family who owned a vineyard, I felt obligated to offer wine tasting and education on my blog. And if I’m honest, I love writing about wine. The town of Pear, in the heart of East Texas, is where I call home. My ex-husband’s family winery sits nestled in the Piney Woods.
Sometimes, when I lost my mind, or was drunk, I missed working in the Savioe restaurant. Then I came to my senses when I remembered the crazy Saturday night dinner rushes in a kitchen that felt like summer in El Paso, and like we’d never get out of the weeds. For those not restaurant lingo savvy, “in the weeds” meant crazy busy and feeling like you’d never catch up.
I cringed when I thought about the picky customers who knew nothing about how salmon should be cooked but “Could tell the chef a thing or two.”
Oh, and the staff. Yes, the best part of food styling and blogging; no staff (who didn’t show up for work or bother to call in sick).
Prepping food for a photo session was tedious, but fun. Even better, no one, and I do mean no one, complained about how the food tasted, because (almost) no one was stupid enough to take a bite of the food sitting at my prep station. I don’t care how enticing my hero steak looked, it wasn’t edible. (A hero in food styling was the perfectly prepped piece of meat, the perfect apple slice, or the perfect plate of whatever I was photographing). Hero equaled perfect, like a romance novel, but with no flaws, because I made sure there were no flaws. Photoshop was my real hero. I’d learned how to make anything look perfect with Photoshop.
That beautiful glass of lemonade, so cold it made the glass sweat? It was colored water at room temperature, in a glass that had been sprayed with Scotch Guard, and misted with glycerin, so the “sweat” didn’t run down the glass before the photograph was taken. And the ice cubes were acrylic.
This was the fun of food styling and photography for me. The magic of making a mouthwatering plate of food, then taking pictures of my creation in all its glory: the perpetual beautiful food or drink. I’m pretty sure you’ll be looking at photographs of food a little differently now.
I’d done the restaurant thing for almost ten years before I caved. The fact that I’d worked in that boiler room of a kitchen with my husband, a fellow chef, didn’t make it any easier or enticing. Working together had been the beginning of the end of our marriage. When I finally escaped the kitchen, I traveled around Texas and Louisiana for almost another decade, styling food for restaurants, bakeries, grocery stores, and wholesale clients. With my daughter growing up too fast, I stopped traveling and started making my clients come to me, or we’d chat over a Zoom call. They’d pay for the materials I needed to make their recipes look inviting, and I worked my magic. Other than the clients, my life now consists mostly of writing recipes, testing them, then blogging about them. Pairing many of the meals with the perfect wine, usually a Savioe wine, felt like my extra touch on the recipes.
Sweet, Savory & Simple started off as a “meals for two” site, and still has those recipes, but now it’s about sweet and savory recipes that don’t break your budget or take hours to make.
I smiled as I thought about my life while I waited for my new assistant to arrive for work. My first employee had been a sous chef and was looking for another career in food while taking a break from Dallas kitchens. At least in this line of work, if my employee didn’t show up, it wasn’t a complete disaster. I’d put off hiring an assistant for years, but I was ready for some help now. It was the only way forward if I wanted to build my business into a reliable income.
This morning, I had a photo shoot for a new coffee shop in Irving, TX who wanted a new and fun look for their posters and POP (point of purchase) materials. Something that reflected their industrial stores, but with a hint of “relaxed.” Phffffft, there was nothing relaxing about coffee or the coffee business. It was craziness, with crazy customers. Crazy dedicated customers, that is. Fast food was probably the only other food service business that had customers come in every day of the week. Or close to it. And I wanted my coffee photos to help make this Irving coffee business thrive.
I’d already practiced with my first latte, and was headed to the sink to dump it out when there was a knock on the door. Oliver, my black and white Border Collie, growled, then let out a deep bark. He sounded so mean and looked mean too as the hair on his back stood up. I sat the white porcelain cup on the counter next to the sink and walked over to unlock the door.
My studio was in a cottage a few doors from my home, both of which belonged to my mother-in-law. I had signed a ten-year lease for the studio right before I divorced her son, which was two years ago. I’d say I was stuck, but I really liked the location. And I loved not having to drive to work.
Hettie Savoie, the matriarch of Savoie Inc., treated me like a daughter. A red-headed stepchild of a daughter, but daughter all the same. Her son owned and ran Savoie’s restaurant, and she treated him like the salt of the earth, except when he made her mad.
Savoie is a French Creole name, and Hettie was proud of her and her husband’s heritage. When they finally married and settled in Texas, they kept their Creole heritage intact, when it was convenient. I thought the name Savoie sounded chic. Too bad no one could p ronounce it properly unless they spoke French. The family didn’t much care if people could pronounce the name, so long as they came to their businesses to eat and drink. The property housed a vineyard, winery, bed and breakfast with a bistro called Le Bon Gout, and Pierre’s fine dining restaurant, Savoie. It was also home to Hettie Savoie, whose expansive ranch house overlooked it all. We stayed in one of the old workers’ houses up the hill a little way from the bed and breakfast. Hettie had completely remodeled into an elegant home as a wedding gift.
Most of the time when I was working, I kept the door to my work studio locked. I didn’t like to be bothered when I was working, and Hettie and my ex-husband, Pierre, loved to walk in quietly to try to scare the crap out of me. Since they both lived and worked on the property, they seemed to always be around. Not only did I not like their intrusions, but they’d also inevitably catch me on a tedious project, and I’d end up spending at least an hour fixing what got messed up when I jumped. Or I’d have to start from the beginning in some cases. Such a waste of time and money.
“Home,” I said to Oliver, before I opened the front door. Oliver tucked his tail between his legs and walked as slow as he could to his crate. Oliver loved his crate and spent most of the time while I worked laying inside with his head hanging out on the floor.
Jared Guidry stood in the doorway, looking adorable in his chef’s pants and white coat. I fully expected him to pull out a toque and put it on his head after he walked in. The young sous chef, I guessed him to be about twenty-five, would’ve had the girls in Savoie Restaurant all a flutter with his dirty blonde hair and big brown eyes. Luckily, he wouldn’t be working in the restaurant or the winery. He was all mine. His wide grin, not quite perfect teeth, and dimples made him look a lot younger. And sort of made me with I was younger. Then I mentally slapped that thought right out of my head.
“Hey, I thought maybe I was early,” he said. “The door being locked and all.”
I looked at my watch. “Actually, you’re thirty minutes late.”
He pulled his phone from his pocket. “Oh, man, I’m so sorry. I was listening to music in my car and fell asleep. I had a late night last night.”
What I wouldn’t give for a late night that wasn’t work related. I patted him on the shoulder. “Last time this will happen, right? I need you to be punctual. What if our client had been here for the styling and photo shoot?”
He shrugged.
I took this as his understanding that he wouldn’t have a job if he was late again, but I didn’t push it because it wasn’t really that big of a deal. Not at the time anyway.
“We’re starting with a photo shoot for a coffeehouse this morning. Then this afternoon, we’ll be working on a pasta dish for my blog. I’ll be teaching you some of my styling techniques.”
“I’m a pasta master,” he said, heading over to the hand washing sink to wash his hands. “Where’re the gloves?”
“Gloves?” I asked.
“Yeah, food service gloves.” He looked at me like it was my first day on the job.
At this point Oliver let it be known that he was the man of the studio by offering a long growl.
Jared’s eyes widened as he looked for the source of the sound.
“Don’t worry, he’s more afraid of you than you are of him. He’s only dangerous to livestock.”
“You have a dog in here? Isn’t that against state regulations?”
Ha, he had a lot to learn. “We aren’t serving this food to the public. In fact, most of it will never be eaten. At least not on purpose. No gloves needed, unless we’re working with food dye, and don’t want to get your fingers stained. And I’ve never had a dog hair in any of my photos. Now, if we’re testing a recipe we plan to eat, that’s a different story. We wear gloves, and the dog stays out of the kitchen.”
Jared jerked his chin toward the dog crate. “Does it have a name?”
“His name is Oliver. He’ll be friendly enough once he gets to know you.”
“Cool.” He looked at the latte on the counter. “This looks good. You have an espresso machine?”
“That is our project for the morning.” I pointed to the coffee machine. “I do have an old-fashioned coffee maker if you want to start a pot. I only keep decaf in the studio, so I don’t get the shakes from the caffeine.”
Jared dried his hands, then walked over to my prep table. I saw his hands shaking already; he didn’t need any caffeine. “That coffee looked delicious. This is going to be fun, I think.”
I sure hoped he liked it. Training a new assistant was a pain in the butt. Teaching all the trade secrets, and the tedious ins and outs of food styling took time and money. I really disliked training because it took me longer to get my job done. But once he had a good handle, my job would be so much easier, and I could concentrate more on the photography and my blog. I hoped his sous chef experience would mean he’d be on his own quickly.
“The key is attention to detail on the front end, which is the production side. The camera sees everything and magnifies every flaw. I prefer to get it right in production, so I don’t have to do so much retouching work in post-production.”
Earlier that morning, I’d placed four white coffee cups on a bar towel on the concrete countertop of my studio kitchen prep area, along with a bottle of clear dishwashing detergent, a bottle of soy sauce, and some clear foaming hand soap.
Before I could even show Jared how to make the “coffee,” I heard the door to my studio open. Damn, I’d forgotten to relock when I let Jared in. It opened slowly and quietly, as the perpetrator was hoping I had my earbuds in, or I was engrossed in a tedious project. I put my finger up to my lips and turned to watch my mother-in-law creep into the room.
“Good morning, Hettie.” I leaned against the counter and smiled.
She looked up, clearly disappointed. Acting innocent, as if she hadn’t planned to scare the crap out of me, she asked, “Did you get a new car?”
Even though Hettie was a savvy businesswoman, she could be so immature. I never worked for her, but living on her property made me an easy target.
Hettie not only ran her own conglomerate, which included partnering with Pierre and I on the Savoie, she also owned the winery, vineyards, bed and breakfast, and the bistro, she also headed up several foundations. Her name had become synonymous with Piney Woods, which is a nickname for the beautiful landscape of East Texas. The way she looked this morning, no one would mistake her for a savvy businesswoman.
She wore neon pink Lycra running pants and black running shoes with a pink swoosh. Her razor back, skintight top belonged on a twenty-year-old, not a seventy-year-old, but I had to give her credit, she wore it well. Being five-four and weighing maybe a hundred pounds, she took her running seriously, and it showed.
“No, why?”
“I saw a strange car in front of the cottage. Where’s your car?”
“Pierre has it.”
“Whatever for? He has his Mercedes. Why would he drive your old jalopy?”
What she meant by jalopy was my two-year-old Lexus.
“Isn’t it a little chilly to be running without a jacket?” I asked, changing the subject.
Hettie patted her butt. “This little tush already ran ten miles today, so I’m perfectly fine. Cooling off now.” She looked at Jared and I swear she winked. “Is this the owner of the car?”
“I guess it depends on what kind of car it is,” he said. “I drive a Toyota Corolla. Dull gray.”
Hettie sauntered up to Jared. “I’m Hettie Savoie, and you are?”
“Hettie,” I never did call her Mom, “this is Jared Guidry, my new assistant.”
“You look familiar. Do you take the yoga class at Stretch Armstrong’s?” She looked him up and down.
He shook his head, not able to answer before she lost interest.
She looked over her shoulder at me. “He looks like a keeper.” She reached up and pulled the elastic band from the messy bun at the top of her silver hair and let it cascade down her shoulders and back, like a shampoo commercial. I had to admit, she had the most beautiful gray hair, and could easily be in a shampoo commercial.
