Girl, 15: Flirting for England

Girl, 15: Flirting for England

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

Fred and Jess star in another hilarious story, involving Gallic passion, muddy tents and aggressive cows! Jess is in a fix. She has to write a letter to Edouard, her French exchange, before he comes to visit, and her normal ability to write charismatic, charming and seductive letters has deserted her. But there is an even worse problem. She has to send a photo. The idea fills Jess with a special sort of fear. But she has a solution – a digitally enhanced solution – and who better to ask to help than her best mate Fred? Fans will lap up this prequel as it charts Fred and Jess's relationship – and Jess's relationships with others – before Fred and Jess actually get together. The whole book sparkles with Sue Limb's characteristic wit and humour, and will send fans racing to read the rest of the books in the series.
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Girl, (Nearly) 16: Absolute Torture

Girl, (Nearly) 16: Absolute Torture

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

A wildly funny sequel to the bestselling 'Girl, 15: Charming but Insane' Disaster! Jess tried to hide her horror. Her mum frowned. 'What's wrong, sweetheart? It's what you've always wanted!' Jess's mum has finally capitulated and arranged a trip to see Jess's dad. But this is so the wrong moment: Jess has just got it together with Fred, and in an incredibly romantic way he has scraped money together to get them both tickets to the hottest music festival ... but instead Jess is going on a road trip with her mum and her grandmother (and her grandfather, but he doesn't quite count as he is ashes in an urn). Jess is keen to keep in touch with Fred by text while she is away, but after a while he just stops responding. And her best friend Flora is now going to the exact same music festival Jess was supposed to go to! Jess can't help her paranoia about Fred working overtime. If Jess isn't careful, her worries are going to completely spoil her much-wanted visit to her dad. But when...
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Girl, 16: Five-Star Fiasco

Girl, 16: Five-Star Fiasco

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

A fantastically funny new Jess Jordan story from Sue Limb, in the brilliant new Sue Limb author look. The teenage world of Jess Jordon is looking characteristically chaotic: Mum has joined an online dating programme and has recruited Jess as advisor, while Jess's best friend Flora has a rich new boyfriend who Jess can't possibly keep up with. Then Jess's own boyfriend, Fred, does something unbelievably treacherous and spineless. Jess is becoming completely fed up with the male sex, and is beginning to think that the only reliable form of male is e-mail . . . Never mind, there's Valentine's Day to look forward to. Fred is sure to make amends then. Isn't he? Full of Sue Limb's very funny take on teenage life and problems, fans of Girl, 15 will be thrilled to have available a new Fred and Jess story. It's only when you've stopped laughing that you realise that, in addition to writing with wit and warmth, Sue Limb has also dealt effortlessly with bigger and important themes of...
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Girl, 16: Pants on Fire

Girl, 16: Pants on Fire

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

A wildly funny addition to the hugely popular and bestselling Girl, 15 series. Jess and Fred are finally an 'item'. They have spent the remainder of their summer holidays just as they planned to, creating some fabulous comedy routines together. Until one fateful morning in the park just before term starts when Fred casually mentions that he is not sure that he wants to go out with Jess any more ... Jess is OUTRAGED! As ever, Sue Limb's narrative is fresh, funny and effervescent, simultaneously capturing the agonies, the indecisions, the wrong moves, the misunderstandings that are all part of a first-ever relationship ... A brilliantly engrossing read.
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Girl, 15: Charming But Insane

Girl, 15: Charming But Insane

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

A fantastically funny novel featuring Fred and Jess - and the highs and lows of their budding relationship. Girl, 15, Charming But Insane, huge bum, massive ears, seeks ... Well, seeks Ben Jones, but failing that, large Muslim-type burka garment to cover her deformities. Life can be trying when your best friend is a goddess, you are a woeful underachiever, and Ben Jones won't even look in your direction. Painfully spot on, Girl, 15 reveals with Technicolor precision the agony and the ecstasy (and the embarrassment) of being a teenager. With razor-sharp observation and deadpan humour we are offered a privileged peek at the life of Jess, 15, charming, but most definitely insane. This novel has a unique voice and humour that will make you want to read it again and again - if you can bring yourself to put it down in the first place.
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Girls, Muddy, Moody Yet Magnificent

Girls, Muddy, Moody Yet Magnificent

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

Zoe and Chloe have already survived one threat to their friendship in the form of the devilish Beast, who toyed cruelly with Chloe's affections. Now the girls are back on track and hatching a plan to go down to Newquay, rent a caravan and have a great time. But first they have to earn some cash, which they do via much back-breaking work growing veg for a farmer's market stall. Finally they get to Newquay ...bliss! Freedom! So why does the terrible Beast have to turn up? Zoe is furious. But does Beast have a - up till now very much hidden - soft centre? It's time to have a rethink on the nature of the Beast ...
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Girls to Total Goddesses

Girls to Total Goddesses

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

A brilliantly funny new book featuring the comedy duo Zoe and Chloe, from the bestselling Sue Limb. Zoe and Chloe have a mission: to transform themselves into goddesses in seven days (or thereabouts anyway – eight if they need the extra time). But who for? Zoe has a horrible dilemma. Having hated the horrible Beast for making Chloe's life a misery, Zoe has now realised that all was not as it seemed. When Beast came to both their rescue, Zoe's heart was completely overturned. But Zoe has told him she never wants to see him again. And how can she get him back without upsetting Chloe? And – more importantly – how can she compete with the gorgeous new girl on the scene, Charlie, with her trim hips, speckly eyes, fabulous mascara and tawny skin? The Goddess Project just got even more complicated . . .
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Girls, Guilty But Somehow Glorious

Girls, Guilty But Somehow Glorious

Sue Limb

Sue Limb

A sparkling series for all fans of Girl, 15. Zoe and Chloe. Chloe and Zoe. The two are inseparable. Even though they often drive each other crazy they are best of friends. And at the moment they have an immediate problem. Who are they going to persuade to take them to the Earthquake Ball – the ball of the year? Being Zoe and Chloe they have left this important task till one week before the ball. Time is running out. And being Zoe and Chloe they don't resort to run of the mill measures . . . This is the perfect next read for all those avid fans of Sue Limb's Girl, 15 series. Set at the same school, with Jess and Flora even making cameo appearances, fans will sink with cries of glee into the familiar humour and the toe-curlingly embarrassing crises that Sue Limb effortlessly and convincingly creates for her characters. The first in a series of three books featuring Zoe and Chloe.
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