Final season, p.1
Final Season, page 1
Dedication
To the four brothers, forever!
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Author’s Note
About the Author
Books by Tim Green
Copyright
About the Publisher
1
Sleepovers made Ben throw up.
“There’s nothing to be nervous about.” With an effortless flick of his arm, Ben’s older brother Rich zipped a football at him. It spun so fast the laces whistled. “You need to expand your horizons.”
The ball stung Ben’s hands, and he winced on the inside as he caught it.
“What horizons did you have at twelve?” he said with a salty edge in his voice.
“You’re dropping your elbow; you gotta keep it up.” Rich flashed his smile and took a few easy steps toward Ben, holding his arm up and pointing to his elbow before he launched himself into a full sprint.
Ben turned and took off. He made it halfway across the lawn before Rich tackled him from behind.
“Do you have horizons? Huh? Yeah?” Rich pinned him to the grass and dug a thumb into Ben’s armpit.
“Okay . . . Okay . . . Stopstopstop! Okay, okay, okay!” Ben thrashed and howled with laughter.
“Okay, what?” Rich wiggled his thumb deeper.
“Okay, I have horizons! I have horizons!”
Rich rolled off of him and lay back in the grass. Ben caught his breath. Giant puffy clouds littered the blue summer sky. It was a perfect day. School had ended just last week, and the months of July and August lay in front of him like two giant chocolate cakes, each slice a treasure unto itself.
“I told you, I’ll come get you if you need me to. You text me, and I’ll be there. I promise.” Rich tore a handful of grass from the lawn and tossed it so it landed on Ben’s face. “This way you don’t have to get nervous and you don’t . . . you know, have an issue.”
Ben sputtered and spit and grabbed as much grass as he could before returning the favor. “You’re an issue.”
Rich made a grab at him, but Ben slipped out of reach and quickly got behind a clump of sharp-needled juniper bushes that he kept between them by dodging this way and that.
“Okay, I’m being serious now.” Rich silently surrendered, picked up the football, backed up, and zipped it to Ben. “Do this thing. Tell your friends before you even go that I may need you to cover for me with Dad so that I can stay out late with his G-Wagon. You know that he won’t mind me using it if it’s to pick you up. That way, if you do want to bail, no one knows but you and me.”
“No questions asked?” Ben narrowed his eyes and fired a perfect spiral.
“No questions.” Rich rubbed some dirt off the ball on the front of his UCF football T-shirt. “You just text me ‘bailing’ and I’ll pull up in five minutes.”
“Five?” Ben scowled.
Rich threw the ball back. “It’s a three-minute drive to town. Jessica and I will be right here watching a movie. Keep your elbow up higher this time.”
“Why do you care if I sleep over or not?” Ben made sure his elbow was up as he released the ball.
“Hey, that’s it!” Rich caught the pass, grinning. “Circle of truth? Dad babies you too much.”
Their dad was a former NFL defensive lineman, and now an attorney and author who had written a couple books. He was quick to smile, and he smiled a lot, but he could also become a raging thunderstorm in the blink of an eye. He never got that way with Ben, though. His four older siblings seemed to delight in pointing out how he was “babied” because he never saw the wrath of their father directed at him.
Ben’s insult was all Rich needed to hear. He turned and began to walk away. What he hadn’t told Rich was that Ryan Woodley would be there, and when Ryan was at a sleepover, trouble was never far behind. If he said that now, it would look like an excuse.
“Hey, get back here! We just got your elbow right!”
Ben didn’t slow down.
“See? Just what I said! If I ever walked away from Dad, he would have lifted me up off my feet by the collar and carried me back!” Rich had a temper too, and he was letting it show.
“Well, you’re not Dad!” Ben picked up his pace because he knew that he was in danger of having a football zinged at him. Rich had been an all-state quarterback with a full scholarship to the University of Central Florida. A handful of injuries had prevented his college football career from ever taking off, and now he was home and going to law school.
The ball stayed in Rich’s hand, and Ben made it inside the house unscathed. He fell onto the couch and took out his phone.
Rich wasn’t far behind. “Don’t even tell me you’re calling Mom. You gotta toughen up.”
“I’m texting Tuna, okay?” Ben held up his phone so his brother could see. Tuna was Anthony Tonelli, built like a barrel with feet; kids had taken to calling him Two-Ton Tony. But Tony’s personality was as big as the rest of him, and he began calling himself Tuna, which everyone thought was hilarious. “To tell him I’m coming over tonight.”
What Ben still didn’t say was that he was pretty sure that with Ryan Woodley there, the night would end in trouble.
His stomach got queasy just thinking about it.
2
Rich pulled up to Tuna’s, and Ben quickly got out of the car. Tuna had a big white house on a big green hill. In the front, thirty-foot white columns upheld a flat triangular pediment, reminding Ben of the Greek temple he’d seen in a history book. The house was originally built for President Teddy Roosevelt’s sister.
Tuna’s dad was a retired investment banker and could afford the giant house that looked down on the lake. Ben made his way around back, where he found Tuna in the boathouse hauling a sunfish out of the water. Tuna removed the hook from its mouth and slipped it into a ten-gallon plastic bucket. Ben peeked in. The surface quivered as dozens of fins fanned the water.
Suspended above two boat slips like a mismatched pair of shoes was a shiny classic wooden boat beside a sleek new speedboat that looked right out of a Batman movie.
“Hey, Ben. Grab a pole.” Tuna nodded toward a rack of poles on the wall as he tore a worm in half and pierced its wriggling belly with a needle-sharp hook.
“Nah.” Ben looked away from the spurt of blood and guts. “More fun for you.”
Tuna chuckled and let the worm plunk into the water before jiggling his pole. He glared at the water. “See that whopper down there? Smallmouth bass. Can’t get him to bite.”
Ben felt a little thrill at seeing the dark shadow suspended only a few inches off the bottom.
Tuna asked, “Do you think we should put these sunnies in Woody’s sleeping bag?”
“Why?” Ben could envision a night of never-ending paybacks.
Tuna glanced up at Ben with a slightly annoyed look on the thick features of his face. “The slime alone would be worth the price of admission, but you tack on the smell and it’s an epic prank of the ages. We get it on video, post it online. Don’t tell me you don’t see it?”
“No, I get it. I get it.” Ben peered into the bucket wondering which lucky fish would get to suffocate to death after flopping around
“Hmm. You got a point.” The end of Tuna’s pole suddenly whipped down, and the expert fisherman gave it a yank. “It’s the Whopper! I got him! I got him!”
Ben saw a silver flash the size of a fireman’s boot before it disappeared under the floor. Tuna gripped the pole like a samurai sword and gave a heroic slash.
The line snapped. The pole went limp.
Tuna’s face dropped. “That sneaky sneaker.”
Deeply disappointed, Tuna was determined to sacrifice one of the Whopper’s friends to his entertainment for the evening. He slowly poured out the contents of the bucket, returning all but the last fish to the water so they could live to fight another day.
Ben’s stomach rumbled. “Wanna eat something?”
Tuna nodded. “Yeah, all this fishing is making me hungry. Plus the guys are due any minute.”
Up at the house, Tuna left the bucket in the bushes outside the game room, which was how they would go in and out of the house to and from the tent set up under a big shade tree in Tuna’s side yard. Upstairs, a dozen pizzas arrived at the same time as Finn Heick and Malik Merit. While the four friends fist-bumped each other, Tuna’s older sister, Moira, appeared and removed half the pizzas for her and her friends, who had taken over the deck off the kitchen.
“Hey!” Tuna cried. “Those pizzas belong to us!”
“I’m in charge until Mom and Dad get back.” Moira gave him a superior look. “Besides, even you couldn’t eat two pizzas by yourself, Anthony.”
“Big Tuna can eat two pizzas for a snack between meals.” Tuna proudly patted his belly. “Most real men aren’t scrawny little weasels like your boyfriend, Mopey Moira.”
Moira ignored her brother but slammed the door on her way out.
“Whaddaya say, whaddaya know!” Ryan Woodley shouted, appearing out of thin air with his trademark greeting. Everyone called him Woody. He came up to Ben’s chest. He was as light as he was short, limited on the football field to cornerback and wide receiver. Some people said Woody tried to make up for his small size with his big, oversized personality.
The five teammates took their pizzas along with some sodas and installed themselves in the game room, where each of them had an Xbox with his own flat-screen TV. As they played, Ben couldn’t help but think that he could have been in the comfort of his own home, with his own Xbox, but without any worries about the trouble that loomed ahead. Their game of choice was Call of Duty, and they ran it for hours, until they were stuffed to the gills with pizza and darkness ruled the world outside.
After a final victory, they powered down their machines.
Woody made a big show of stretching his body and loudly groaning. “Whaddaya say, whaddaya know, guys! Who’s ready for a real-life mission? Who, huh? Malik? Big Tuna? You guys are always up for anything, right?”
Malik had dark skin and a powerful build. His parents were both doctors and he was the class brainiac, but he had an older brother who lived on the wild side, so there wasn’t much he hadn’t seen.
“I’m in,” said Malik.
“You don’t even know what it is,” said Finn, giving voice to Ben’s exact thoughts. Finn got razzed among his friends for being so skinny and the quietest of them all, but next to Ben, he was the fastest kid on their team and an outstanding wide receiver.
“Tuna is always game,” said the Tuna, grinning.
“Majority rules,” said Woody. “C’mon, let’s go. Sleeping bags in the tent, and then I reveal my diabolical—should I say diabolical?—yes, my diabolical master plan.”
3
Ben really wanted to give the whole thing a chance, so he piled into the tent with everyone and rolled out his sleeping bag on the end next to Tuna.
Woody stood in front of the rest, who sat cross-legged on their bags. “Wimple,” he said, looking around, grinning. Woody watched Peaky Blinders on Netflix with his older brother. The two of them had adopted the same hairstyle as the men on the show, buzzed tight on the sides and long on the top, but slicked back. This meant that later in the day when the gel broke down, Woody’s hair hung in his face like a sheepdog.
“Mrs. Wimple?” Malik asked.
“Bingo.” Woody made a gun with his finger and shot Malik.
Mrs. Wimple was a well-known grouch who handed out detentions in the middle school lunchroom like toothbrushes at a dental convention. She lived with her adult son on the edge of town in an old, run-down two-story farmhouse surrounded by thick swatches of pine trees. On one side of the lot was an ancient graveyard, and on the other, a farmer’s field. Her son was a horror show of tattoos, black clothes, and piercings all over his face. Kids in town gave him the secret nickname of “the Weirdo.”
Woody reached into his duffel bag and carefully removed a garbage bag containing three egg cartons. “These, my friends, are no ordinary eggs, but eggs carefully heated and tenderly preserved over time to render each one an insanely potent stink bomb.”
“What about the Weirdo?” Finn’s voice was hardly a whisper.
“The Weirdo is what makes it fun,” Woody explained to Finn like he was a simple child. “The thought of him prowling around in those pine trees or busting out of that house like some crazy zombie is what makes the hair stand up on the back of your neck.”
Hearing that, Ben wasted no time fishing his phone out of his pocket and secretly texting his brother Rich to come deliver him from this madness. The five teammates pulled on sweatshirts as the night had cooled off, and they’d also want the protection for pushing through the bristly pine trees. Ben took his time and envisioned Rich driving their father’s black Mercedes SUV down West Lake Road.
He fully expected to see his brother pulling into the driveway as they rounded the house. When nothing was there, he stopped in the driveway and said, “Guys, wait up, my sneaker.”
Ben bent down and fiddled with his laces, keeping an eye on the street for the flash of headlights.
Tuna began walking back. “Yo, Ben. You need me to tie your shoes? C’mon, buddy.”
“No, I’m good.” Ben stood and walked as slow as he dared toward their staring faces.
When Ben caught up, Woody patiently said, “You good now, Ben Attack? You okay?”
Ben looked up the road and saw only empty blackness. “Yeah, I’m good. It’s just that thing I was telling Tuna about . . .”
Everyone turned their eyes on Tuna.
“Huh, what?” Tuna wore a big empty stare with a mouth that slowly opened and closed like the fish he was named after.
“Tuna, come on.” Ben scolded his friend. “My brother? Me being ready to help cover for him if he’s out late with my dad’s G-wagon?”
Ben stared at Tuna, pleading with his eyes to go along with the story. He hadn’t had a chance to say anything earlier, and he was kicking himself now.
“Oh, for sure! Totally!” Tuna turned to the others. “He did. Ben told me before he even came over that he might need to bail, and I said no problem.”
“Well, if he calls you, you gotta go, but he didn’t yet, did he?” asked Woody, peering at Ben in the soft light of the stars.
Ben pulled his phone out to look at his text notifications. No response from Rich. “Ah, no.” Ben denied the urge to search the street for oncoming lights. He gave himself a mental kick in the butt. He should have said he needed to stay at Tuna’s because his brother might come without warning, but it was too late for that now.
“All right,” Woody said, “hoods up. We stick to the shadows. Follow me.”
They dashed through backyards, pausing behind hedges before crossing streets, and hugging the grass whenever they tripped a motion sensor light on someone’s garage or back porch. Finally, they stood in a loose circle breathing excitedly in a dry ditch beneath a rusty mailbox whose sloppy white letters read: WIMPLE. The driveway disappeared instantly into the thick wall of long-needled pines that reached for the stars.
Woody slung the garbage bag off his shoulder and dug in to share the wealth of stink bombs. Using the saw blade on his pocketknife, he deftly cut one of the egg cartons in half and handed one each to Tuna and Ben.
“You guys take the sides.” Woody pointed across the driveway. “Tuna takes the north side, and Ben’s got the south. You and me will cut through the cemetery. I’ll take the back.”
Woody rapped his knuckles on Ben’s chest, then tucked a carton under his arm and handed the other to Malik. “Malik and Finn got the front. Two of you to make it faster. Now, we want to hit the windows if we can, but don’t worry if you miss. Either way, the Wimp and the Weirdo are gonna have a lot of stink on their hands.”
