Fiction complete, p.72
Fiction Complete, page 72
So things were like that. Old, Pal, Old Gal, and Absence Makes the Heart Go Wander.
Gwen wasn’t wearing a diamond, so I said to myself, nuts, Tommy’s a nice guy, but he wasted too much time. After awhile I got her alone out on Alec’s little balcony. It developed that Tommy had made more headway than I figured. She was pretty stand-offish at first.
I was just beginning to get somewhere when the door jerked open behind us. Tommy saw me with my arm around Gwen’s shoulder. He looked mean, and that red star on his forehead made him look meaner.
“What’s up, Tommy!” I asked.
“Your number’s up if you don’t lay off Gwen. She’s my girl now.”
“Hey, wait a minute,” I said. “This is still America.”
“Come on, Gwen.” He took her arm and jerked. I was in no mood for that. I lined out a left jab across his bow. Somehow a fist got in my way. It was Tommy’s fist, and I could feel a couple of bones in my hand crack when our knuckles met.
He said, “Go away!” giving me a little shove that almost dumped me over the railing for a six-story glide. By the time I got untangled Tommy had towed Gwen out of the flat.
I went back to the party almost as mad as I was curious. I collared Alec and asked him, “Since when did Tommy become an ironman? I used to toss him around like a sparrow. And incidentally what’s all this red star business? It looks pretty silly to me.”
Alec looked at me kind of funny. “You don’t—know what the red star signifies?” I shook my head, and he frowned. “Look,” he said, “let’s have a party tonight, and I’ll tell you all about it in the morning.”
That was all right with me. This crowded flat was getting on my nerves, so I invited the whole mob into a fleet of cabs and went searching for some night life.
WE were barely out in the lights when a snubby little vehicle whammed out of a side-pass and just about pulverized our lead cab.
“Oh, that’s too bad!” Alec said. “I think Forest and Kelly were in that one. They’ll hate to miss this party.”
“Too bad?” I shouted. “My God, is that all it is when a couple of your buddies get ground into a pudding? Look at that mess.”
That’s all our driver did, was to glance at the two smoking, half-fused lumps of machinery then swing out around them and back into traffic. Alec caught my arm.
“Take it easy, Bill. They’re not hurt. That’s all part of this new set-up. I guess I’d better tell you now.”
I guessed he better had. My stomach was rising and about to shine. I said, “None of your supersurgery is going to do those boys any good. They’re pulp!”
“Bill, there isn’t a spot of real flesh and blood back there on the pavement, unless the cab driver was fleshing it, and damned few of them do.” Just then the cab stopped. Alec shouted to the rest that we’d be back pretty soon. He turned on the dome-light and told the driver to cruise around.
Tapping his red star solemnly he said, “Bill, have you ever thought about not dying—ever?” He stuck out a bare hand. He cramped his fingers, wiggled them, pressed each against his thumb then grabbed my hand and gave it a squeeze. It felt warm and human until he put the pressure on. I got the sensation of being caught in a hydraulic vise. There was inhuman power in those slender fingers.
“Jab it and it’ll jump. Cut it and it’ll bleed. Freeze it and it would rot off if you didn’t replace it. It’s fifty per cent stronger and reacts with greater sensitivity and coordination than the hand I was born with.”
I didn’t understand yet, but I was getting disgusted already. Alec said, “Now keep your mind open a minute, Bill. Here, I’ll show you some more.” He bared the right half of his upper torso. Touching a spot in his armpit he laid open a flap of skin over his right breast. In a four-inch cubic cavity snuggled a red rubber lump with two tubular outlets that buried their opposite ends in his body. “That’s the power pick-up. The sympathetic mechanism is in the skull.”
I watched him rearrange his clothing. I said, “So the red star signifies a robot? So I’ve been on a party with a bunch of pretty synthetics? Okay, Mister Rubber-
Liver, now tell me what happened to Alec. Where is he? DON’T tell me they cut his heart and brain out and stuck it in that phony flesh-pot. I don’t believe it, and if you don’t tell me where Alec is I’ll scramble your cogs.”
What I had been calling “Alec” laughed nervously and realistically. “You give me the same chills we all had when we first tried these proxies out. It does seem a bit ghastly at first, but it’s all so perfect that you can’t argue it down. Bill, I’m in two places at once. Right now my real body is back at my apartment in an indestructible—well, you won’t like the word, but we call them coffins. Oh, very well, don’t believe me. I’ll show you, by heaven!”
We drove back to his apartment. I was so befuddled it didn’t even seem strange when he told me to wait beside him while he stretched out full length in front of a closed door leading out of his kitchenette. He relaxed and then sagged even more, until he was motionless at my feet.
The door clicked an inch ajar behind me. Alec’s voice yelled out from the room. “Wait a minute, Bill.”
I wasn’t waiting. I was finding out. I kicked the door open and found myself in a five-by-eight cell with just enough room for the narrow door to swing in and miss a sure-enough coffin. Only it was transparent, and the body in it was just lying down making itself comfortable. A white arm was reaching up to close the lid when the head turned and saw, me.
It was Alec, all right, naked and looking kind of annoyed. “Dammit, Bill, I told you—well, it’s no longer sterile in here, so come in.” He shoved back the lid, got out and took a robe off a hook.
“Are you convinced now?” He grinned and stuck out his hand. I was convinced, but I wasn’t happy about it.
“Yeah, I suppose so,” I admitted, “but now that I’m here, how does it work?”
He put on the robe and reached down inside the coffin. “These two levers control the whole business. This one,” he pressed it, “cuts in the proxy. When my head is between those electrode plates I’m in perfect rapport. Watch.”
He bent into the coffin. I heard a shuffle on the kitchen floor, and in walked another Alec. I looked from one to the other. It wasn’t a healthy sensation. I said, “Cut it out. One of you guys is enough at a time.” The proxy lay down carefully, and Alec withdrew his head.
“This other lever controls the lamps and the gas.” He moved it, and the glass box filled with a smoky blue light from tubes that ran the length of the inside edges. “That fog is an organic gas that seeps in at specific rate. It’s mixed with oxygen, and when you inhale it your lungs absorb it directly into the blood stream. In the presence of this ultra-violet H light your body can utilize the stuff by photosynthesis. A shot of synthetic porphyrins once a month keeps up an abnormal sensitivity to light, and your blood stream manufactures enough carbohydrates to supply the minimum energy you use up lying prone and in your hour’s exercise a day.”
“Exercise?”
“Of course. There would be general atrophy of the whole body if you didn’t flex your muscles once in awhile. This short-wave light keeps your organs toned up and inhibits infection. The whole room is sterilized once a day or whenever the door is opened. The door, incidentally, locks only on the inside.”
“What,” I asked, “would happen if I lay down in there?”
“Nothing. You’ll have to have your own proxy molded and synchronized. They’re one-man affairs.”
“Whatever made you think I’d have one of those blasted things around impersonating me,” I grouched.
“Hell, you’re impossible. Get out of here. I’m going to sterilize this room.”
I slammed out of the apartment before Alec’s proxy came to life.
THE next morning I got Gwen on the phone. She was still a little cool, but she apologized. “It wasn’t fair for Tommy to push you around while you were fleshing it. If you reported him he’d stand a stiff fine.”
“He’ll stand a carbon knock in his carburetor if he crosses me again.” I promised her. “How about you and me at the Vilt Ballroom tonight—in the flesh?” I added. There was a little silence.
“You don’t understand, Bill. We don’t flesh it unless something serious happens to our proxies, and then only until they’re repaired. Besides, you’d better stay away from me until your proxy is completed. Tommy has taken certain proprietary rights in me these days, and he’s terribly jealous.”
In my Sunday vocabulary I told her what the Government Health Bureau could do with their proxies. She took this as a reflection upon herself, which it more or less was, I guess. Anyway, she hung up on me.
The first thing, I decided, was to teach Tommy the Open Door Policy. I didn’t want him butting in when I got in the swing with Gwen. I found his proxy at his office behind a lucite door labeled, ASSISTANT TRAFFIC MANAGER, Stratas Five.
“Tommy,” I said, “for the sake of old times I won’t pop you. But get this straight, next time you shove that plastic nose into my business your proxy’ll be crying for a proxy. Incidentally, if you ever have guts enough to play paddy-cake for keeps, leave that super-stand-in at home and come see me.”
Tommy smiled with a set of perfect, of course, teeth. “The trouble with you, Bill, is that you’re in my office. Your flesh is stinking up the place. Get out.”
“Tommy, stand up and defend yourself.”
Tommy not only stood up but he slapped down my special one-two punch like an Oreus Bug-eater spanking flies. Then he threw me out.
This was getting not only monotonous but kind of painful. Now both hands ached, and I bled from minor lacerations I won’t identify.
I got pretty interested watching them put my first proxy together that afternoon. It was much more complicated than I had thought. Only the skeletal structure was inanimate when brought into short-wave rapport. There was a heart and a regular bloodstream. They explained that a nervous system operates under more influences than afferent and efferent control impulses, and in order to give sensation and emotional reaction they had to include synthetic glands to release real secretions like adrenalin. Hence, they needed a bloodstream, which distributed the various juices and produced authentic reactions and adjustments to the emotional stimuli of the real body and the environmental conditions of the proxy.
It wasn’t a bad experience at all. They even warmed the mud for the moulage cast, and and it felt kind of good mushing around in it until I got told to lie still. The first proof of the matrix showed every mole and hair on me, even the tiny insect scars I collected on Venus.
I was sitting there admiring the finished product—it’s a funny sensation getting the first good look at the back of your neck—when a guy stepped up with a short-handled hammer and potted my poor proxy on the forehead. The damned indelible red star! It reminded me of certain aspects of second-hand living that had slipped my mind.
This ghoulish feeling got even stronger that night when I lay down in my new apartment, in my new cell, in my new coffin. Following directions, I had locked the door from the inside, stripped, sterilized the cell and pulled the transparent coffin lid down over me. The two levers jutted conveniently by my hand. I pushed the first one and had to close my eyes against the sharp H-light. A warm draft of sweetish gas drifted in, smelling like grass right after it’s cut. The deadly silence and this smell reminded me of a cemetery. I noted my heart slow down, then I didn’t seem to need such deep breaths. This was approaching the state of semi-suspended animation they had explained would lengthen a man’s life span almost indefinitely.
When I pulled the second lever something seemed to jar my brain into a long tunnel full of mercury. At one end was this coffin affair and my earthly clay. The other end let out through the eyes of my proxy in the white laboratory of the Government Health Bureau eight miles away. After a few minutes of this mental ice-skating I decided to take over my understudy, which just required, apparently, a curious feeling as to what was going on at the other end of the line.
I stood my new container up on its feet and did a little experimental shadow-boxing. After a few minutes a blonde, red-star female came in and tossed me a towel to wipe off the salty scum of synthetic perspiration and said, “Nothing wrong with that build. It’ll get you there and back. If you want to leave now, your clothes are in there.”
The long mirror in the dressing room showed the one flaw in my proxy. I was supposed to be blushing.
BACK at the apartment I smeared some makeup over the red star. My Venusian complexion, which was still about the color of an old soccer ball, and which they had refused to improve in my proxy, made it easy to disguise the mark. It was a penitentiary offense I’d been told, but I wanted to find out something about Tommy.
Knowing that Gwen had a date with Tommy, I got there early. She let me in and then invited me to get out. “Tommy’ll be here any minute,” she told me, avoiding her star with a powder puff.
I said, “You almost look human in that purple outfit.”
“Well, I don’t want blood spattered all over it,” she said. “Oh Bill, why didn’t you get a proxy. I—I think a great deal of both of you. You’re no match for Tommy’s proxy. Tommy will kill you, then he’ll be executed, then I’ll throw away my proxy and let myself dry up to be an old maid.”
“I don’t quite get this Gwen. You’ve changed a lot. The Gwen I used to know hated a bully. You stand there and tell me that Tommy will use his proxy to mash me up in my skin, and still you’re sweet on him.”
She looked just a little embarrassed. “You aren’t used to things yet, Bill. The ethics are changed. If you stay you’ll be learing at Tommy and baiting him. You know what a temper he has.”
“Well, my ethics haven’t changed any,” I said. “And personally, I doubt that you’re right about Tommy. I like Tommy. We were pals. Sure he’s got a temper, but if it’s changed him into an adolescent maniac, then maybe you shouldn’t be running around with him. Anyhow, we’ll find out pretty soon.”
“The hard way.” She looked so bleak and concerned I knew she wasn’t just feeling sorry for herself. The trouble was I couldn’t be sure if it was Tommy or me she was really worried about.
I finally figured there was one way of finding out, but I got only half way to her when Tommy busted in. Very sweet he looked until he saw me.
I led off, “Hello, Pinocchio. Do you look smooth! Who takes the dents out of your fenders these days?” I was surprised to notice Gwen sit back in her chair, interested but not so fearful looking any more.
Tommy glared for a second, then he said, “You!”
“Right,” I admitted. “I see your headlights are adjusted, too. Well, if you people are going out for the evening, I guess I’ll go home and rest up. See you tomorrow, Gwen.”
Science is wonderful. They’ve even improved on a man’s sneer. Tommy’s lips twisted into something like what a pretzel-maker would dream about. Deep down in his rubber throat he said, “This is what you asked for.”
I dived over the sofa and yelled, “Take it easy, you lug. What are you going to do?”
I let him catch me the third time around the sofa. He knocked down the few feeble cracks I took at him, then he got ahold of my throat. I wilted and waited. Here was the answer.
A proxy breathes, but only for the purpose of talking. All the vital arteries and nerve threads being buried good and deep, it was easy to let his fingers gouge in. All I felt was the surface pain which there was plenty of.
Just when my eyes were supposed to come popping out of my head I quit play-acting. I reached up and scrubbed my red star clean for Tommy to look at. “Leggo my tie,” I commanded, and he did.
“That’s—illegal!” he gagged. It was surprising how fast he cooled off. Of course he’d been meaning to break a rule or two himself, and it was only my Trojan Horse in reverse that had stopped him.
He turned on Gwen and shouted, “That’s a fine sweetheart you are! Why didn’t you warn me?”
“Why Tommy, against what?” she asked innocently. “Besides, I didn’t know for sure. I only guessed.”
“I don’t know what you can see in a Venusian mud mucker, but if you want him take him.”
“Thank you,” Gwen said. “Maybe it’s his ethics I like. Don’t bother dropping in at the wedding.” For a second I thought Tommy was going to throw his proxy into battle, but I guess he reconsidered the fact that with my proxy I had gotten back my old muscle ratio in proportion to his somewhat puny one. Knowing how hard he was going to take this jilt, I wouldn’t even have kicked him in the pants if he hadn’t used a dirty word on the way out.
Gwen shut the door after him and said, “He meant to kill you.”
I asked her, “Were you serious about that wedding?”
“You just ruined the self-respect of my only other prospect. Do I have to get down on my hands and knees?”
“I guess that does leave me a clear field, doesn’t it?”
She looked at me half smiling and half not smiling. “Well, Bill, what have I done to deserve all that enthusiasm? Come to think of it, this was my idea, wasn’t it?” Right here I was supposed to say something and put it all right, but the something wouldn’t come. Gwen came over and turned up her face. If those had been her real eyes they’d have had tears in them.
She said, “It looks like I stuck my neck out. Maybe I’ll learn not to take a proxy for granted.”
“That’s just it,” I managed to say. “I really wanted to marry you three years ago, and I still feel that way about the real—you. But I just can’t get feeling like that about a rubber doll even if it does look like you.”
“Oh,” she said and looked down so I couldn’t see her face.
“Look, Gwen,” I hesitated, then I blurted out, “How do these proxy people go about getting married?”
“Same as always. Hunt up a minister and take the vows.”
“And—then what?” I insisted, and at that instant I made a discovery: Lady proxies can blush!
