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How to Win at Pit Fighting with a Drunk Space Ninja, page 26
part #2 of Duke LaGrange Series
“T’ckuvu Prime.”
Duke collected himself. “Hey, it’s a starting place,” he remarked optimistically. “Look, I know it’s not a particularly great one, considering T’ckuvu Prime’s reputation, but the Key was... is... our best bet. I’m sure your parents are fine.”
The ninja gave Duke a half-hearted thumbs-up, then turned around to the control panel.
Yeah, he’s not buying that. Come to think of it, neither am I.
THE END
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JAY KEY knew at a young age that he wanted to be the world's first professional wrestler turned fraternity president turned digital media executive turned Society of Vertebrate Paleontology-approved blog writer turned science-fiction comedy author. At various points, Key called Dallas, San Francisco, and Los Angeles home—but it wasn’t until a move to Chicago that writing professionally became a reality. Authoring a serialized version of The Adventures of Duke LaGrange and a popular blog on the paleobiological accuracy of dinosaurs in pop culture, Key used that momentum to complete How to to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja in 2017. It debuted with Star Wheel Books in 2018.
Jay now lives in a suburb of Dallas-Fort Worth with his wife, Shelley, their daughter, Finley, and their French bulldog, Olive.
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