Complete weird tales of.., p.169
Complete Weird Tales of Robert W Chambers, page 169
“Something of that sort,” I said, good-humoredly.
“Oh, Don Quixote once more, eh?” he sneered, too mad to raise his voice to the more convenient bellow which seemed to soothe him as much as it distressed his listener. “Well, you’ve got a fool’s mate in Sir George Covert, the insufferable dandy! And all you two need is a pair o’ Panzas and a brace of windmills. Bah!” He grew angrier. “Bah, I say!” He broke out: “Damnation, sir! Go to the devil!”
I said, calmly: “Sir Lupus, I hear your observation with patience; I naturally receive your admonition with respect, but your bearing towards me I resent. Pray, sir, remember that I am under your roof now, but when I quit it I am free to call you to account.”
“What! You’d fight me?”
“Scarcely, sir; but I should expect somebody to make your words good.”
“Bah! Who? Ruyven? He’s a lad! Dorothy is the only one to—” He broke out into a hoarse laugh. “Oh, you Ormonds! I might have saved myself the pains. And now you want to flesh your sword, it matters not in whom — Tory, rebel, neutral folk, they’re all one to you, so that you fight! George, don’t take offence; I naturally swear at those I differ with. I may love ’em and yet curse ’em like a sailor! Know me better, George! Bear with me; let me swear at you, lad! It’s all I can do.”
He spread out his fat hands imploringly, recrossing his enormous legs on the card-table. “I can’t fight, George; I would gladly, but I’m too fat. Don’t grudge me a few kindly oaths now and then. It’s all I can do.”
I was seized with a fit of laughter, utterly uncontrollable. Sir Lupus observed me peevishly, twiddling his broken pipe, and I saw he longed to launch it at my head, which made me laugh till his large, round, red face grew grayer and foggier through the mirth-mist in my eyes.
“Am I so droll?” he snapped.
“Oh yes, yes, Sir Lupus,” I cried, weakly. “Don’t grudge me this laugh. It is all I can do.”
A grim smile came over his broad face.
“Touched!” he said. “I’ve a fine pair on my hands now — you and Sir George Covert — to plague me and prick me with your wit, like mosquitoes round a drowsy man. A fine family conference we shall have, with Sir John Johnson and the Butlers shooting one way, you and Sir George Covert firing t’other, and me betwixt you, singing psalms and getting all your arrows in me, fore and aft.”
“Who is Sir George Covert?” I asked.
“One o’ the Calverts, Lord Baltimore’s kin, a sort of cousin of the Ormond-Butlers, a supercilious dandy, a languid macaroni; plagues me, damn his impudence, but I can’t hate him — no! Hate him? Faith, I owe him more than any man on earth ... and love him for it — which is strange!”
“Has he an estate in jeopardy?” I inquired.
“Yes. He has a mansion in Albany, too, which he leases. He bought a mile on the great Vlaic and lives there all alone, shooting, fishing, playing the guitar o’ moony nights, which they say sets the wild-cats wilder. Mark me, George, a petty mile square and a shooting shanty, and this languid ass says he means to fight for it. Lord help the man! I told him I’d buy him out to save him from embroiling us all, and what d’ ye think? He stared at me through his lorgnons as though I had been some queer, new bird, and, says he, ‘Lud!’ says he,’ there’s a world o’ harmless sport in you yet, Sir Lupus, but you don’t spell your title right,’ says he. ’Change the a to an o and add an ell for good measure, and there you have it,’ says he, a-drawling. With which he minced off, dusting his nose with his lace handkerchief, and I’m damned if I see the joke yet in spelling patroon with an o for the a and an ell for good measure!”
He paused, out of breath, to pour himself some spirits. “Joke?” he muttered. “Where the devil is it? I see no wit in that.” And he picked up a fresh pipe from the rack on the table and moistened the clay with his fat tongue.
We sat in silence for a while. That this Sir George Covert should call the patroon a poltroon hurt me, for he was kin to us both; yet it seemed that there might be truth in the insolent fling, for selfishness and poltroonery are too often linked.
I raised my eyes and looked almost furtively at my cousin Varick. He had no neck; the spot where his bullet head joined his body was marked only by a narrow and soiled stock. His eyes alone relieved the monotony of a stolid countenance; all else was fat.
Sunk in my own reflections, lying back in my arm-chair, I watched dreamily the smoke pouring from the patroon’s pipe, floating away, to hang wavering across the room, now lifting, now curling downward, as though drawn by a hidden current towards the unwaxed oaken floor.
No, there was no Ormond in him; he was all Varick, all Dutch, all patroon.
I had never seen any man like him save once, when a red-faced Albany merchant came a-waddling to the sea-islands looking for cotton and indigo, and we all despised him for the eagerness with which he trimmed his shillings at the Augustine taverns. Thrift is a word abused, and serves too often as a mask for avarice.
As I sat there fashioning wise saws and proverbs in my busy mind, the hall door opened and the first guest was announced — Sir George Covert.
And in he came, a well-built, lazy gentleman of forty, swinging gracefully on a pair o’ legs no man need take shame in; ruffles on cuff and stock, hair perfumed, powdered, and rolled twice in French puffs, and on his hand a brilliant that sparkled purest fire. Under one arm he bore his gold-edged hat, and as he strolled forward, peering coolly about him through his quizzing glass, I thought I had never seen such graceful assurance, nor such insolently handsome eyes, marred by the faint shadows of dissipation.
Sir Lupus nodded a welcome and blew a great cloud of smoke into the air.
“Ah,” observed Sir George, languidly, “Vesuvius in irruption?”
“How de do,” said Sir Lupus, suspiciously.
“The mountain welcomes Mohammed,” commented Sir George. “Mohammed greets the mountain! How de do, Sir Lupus! Ah!” He turned gracefully towards me, bowing. “Pray present me, Sir Lupus.”
“My cousin, George Ormond,” said Sir Lupus. “George first, George second,” he added, with a sneer.
“No relation to George III., I trust, sir?” inquired Sir George, anxiously, offering his cool, well-kept hand.
“No,” said I, laughing at his serious countenance and returning his clasp firmly.
“That’s well, that’s well,” murmured Sir George, apparently vastly relieved, and invited me to take snuff with him.
We had scarcely exchanged a civil word or two ere the servant announced Captain Walter Butler, and I turned curiously, to see a dark, graceful young man enter and stand for a moment staring haughtily straight at me. He wore a very elegant black-and-orange uniform, without gorget; a black military cloak hung from his shoulders, caught up in his sword-knot.
With a quick movement he raised his hand and removed his officer’s hat, and I saw on his gauntlets of fine doeskin the Ormond arms, heavily embroidered. Instantly the affectation displeased me.
“Come to the mountain, brother prophet,” said Sir George, waving his hand towards the seated patroon. He came, lightly as a panther, his dark, well-cut features softening a trifle; and I thought him handsome in his uniform, wearing his own dark hair unpowdered, tied in a short queue; but when he turned full face to greet Sir George Covert, I was astonished to see the cruelty in his almost perfect features, which were smooth as a woman’s, and lighted by a pair of clear, dark-golden eyes.
Ah, those wonderful eyes of Walter Butler — ever-changing eyes, now almost black, glimmering with ardent fire, now veiled and amber, now suddenly a shallow yellow, round, staring, blank as the eyes of a caged eagle; and, still again, piercing, glittering, narrowing to a slit. Terrible mad eyes, that I have never forgotten — never, never can forget.
As Sir Lupus named me, Walter Butler dropped Sir George’s hand and grasped mine, too eagerly to please me.
“Ormond and Ormond-Butler need no friends to recommend them each to the other,” he said. And straightway fell a-talking of the greatness of the Arrans and the Ormonds, and of that duke who, attainted, fled to France to save his neck.
I strove to be civil, yet he embarrassed me before the others, babbling of petty matters interesting only to those whose taste invites them to go burrowing in parish records and ill-smelling volumes written by some toad-eater to his patron.
For me, I am an Ormond, and I know that it would be shameful if I turned rascal and besmirched my name. As to the rest — the dukes, the glory, the greatness — I hold it concerns nobody but the dead, and it is a foolishness to plague folks’ ears by boasting of deeds done by those you never knew, like a Seminole chanting ere he strikes the painted post.
Also, this Captain Walter Butler was overlarding his phrases with “Cousin Ormond,” so that I was soon cloyed, and nigh ready to damn the relationship to his face.
Sir Lupus, who had managed to rise by this time, waddled off into the drawing-room across the hallway, motioning us to follow; and barely in time, too, for there came, shortly, Sir John Johnson with a company of ladies and gentlemen, very gay in their damasks, brocades, and velvets, which the folds of their foot-mantles, capuchins, and cardinals revealed.
The gentlemen had come a-horseback, and all wore very elegant uniforms under their sober cloaks, which were linked with gold chains at the throat; the ladies, prettily powdered and patched, appeared a trifle over-colored, and their necks and shoulders, innocent of buffonts, gleamed pearl-tinted above their gay breast-knots. And they made a sparkling bevy as they fluttered up the staircase to their cloak-room, while Sir John entered the drawing-room, followed by the other gentlemen, and stood in careless conversation with the patroon, while old Cato disembarrassed him of cloak and hat.
Sir John Johnson, son of the great Sir William, as I first saw him was a man of less than middle age, flabby, cold-eyed, heavy of foot and hand. On his light-colored hair he wore no powder; the rather long queue was tied with a green hair-ribbon; the thick, whitish folds of his double chin rested on a buckled stock.
For the rest, he wore a green-and-gold uniform of very elegant cut — green being the garb of his regiment, the Royal Greens, as I learned afterwards — and his buff-topped boots and his metals were brilliant and plainly new.
When the patroon named me to him he turned his lack-lustre eyes on me and offered me a large, damp hand.
In turn I was made acquainted with the several officers in his suite — Colonel John Butler, father of Captain Walter Butler, broad and squat, a withered prophecy of what the son might one day be; Colonel Daniel Claus, a rather merry and battered Indian fighter; Colonel Guy Johnson, of Guy Park, dark and taciturn; a Captain Campbell, and a Captain McDonald of Perth.
All wore the green uniform save the Butlers; all greeted me with particular civility and conducted like the respectable company they appeared to be, politely engaging me in pleasant conversation, desiring news from Florida, or complimenting me upon my courtesy, which, they vowed, had alone induced me to travel a thousand miles for the sake of permitting my kinsmen the pleasure of welcoming me.
One by one the gentlemen retired to exchange their spurred top-boots for white silk stockings and silken pumps, and to arrange their hair or stick a patch here and there, and rinse their hands in rose-water to cleanse them of the bridle’s odor.
They were still thronging the gun-room, and I stood alone in the drawing-room with Sir George Covert, when a lady entered and courtesied low as we bowed together.
And truly she was a beauty, with her skin of rose-ivory, her powdered hair a-gleam with brilliants, her eyes of purest violet, a friendly smile hovering on her fresh, scarlet mouth.
“Well, sir,” she said, “do you not know me?” And to Sir George: “I vow, he takes me for a guest in my own house!”
And then I knew my cousin Dorothy Varick.
“SHE SUFFERED US TO SALUTE HER HAND”.
She suffered us to salute her hand, gazing the while about her indifferently; and, as I released her slender fingers and raised my head, she, rounded arm still extended as though forgotten, snapped her thumb and forefinger together in vexation with a “Plague on it! There’s that odious Sir John!”
“Is Sir John Johnson so offensive to your ladyship?” inquired Sir George, lazily.
“Offensive! Have you not heard how the beast drank wine from my slipper! Never mind! I cannot endure him. Sir George, you must sit by me at table — and you, too, Cousin Ormond, or he’ll come bothering.” She glanced at the open door of the gun-room, a frown on her white brow. “Oh, they’re all here, I see. Sparks will fly ere sun-up. There’s Campbell, and McDonald, too, wi’ the memory of Glencoe still stewing betwixt them; and there’s Guy Johnson, with a price on his head — and plenty to sell it for him in County Tryon, gentlemen! And there’s young Walter Butler, cursing poor Cato that he touched his spur in drawing off his boots — if he strikes Cato I’ll strike him! And where are their fine ladies, Sir George? Still primping at the mirror? Oh, la!” She stepped back, laughing, raising her lovely arms a little. “Look at me. Am I well laced, with nobody to aid me save Cecile, poor child, and Benny to hold the candles — he being young enough for the office?”
“Happy, happy Benny!” murmured Sir George, inspecting her through his quizzing-glass from head to toe.
“If you think it a happy office you may fill it yourself in future, Sir George,” she said. “I never knew an ass who failed to bray in ecstasy at mention of a pair o’ stays.”
Sir George stared, and said, “Aha! clever — very, very clever!” in so patronizing a tone that Dorothy reddened and bit her lip in vexation.
“That is ever your way,” she said, “when I parry you to your confusion. Take your eyes from me, Sir George! Cousin Ormond, am I dressed to your taste or not?”
She stood there in her gown of brocade, beautifully flowered in peach color, dainty, confident, challenging me to note one fault. Nor could I, from the gold hair-pegs in her hair to the tip of her slim, pompadour shoes peeping from the lace of her petticoat, which she lifted a trifle to show her silken, flowered hose.
And— “There!” she cried, “I gowned myself, and I wear no paint. I wish you would tell them as much when they laugh at me.”
Now came the ladies, rustling down the stairway, and the gentlemen, strolling in from their toilet and stirrup-cups in the gun-room, and I noted that all wore service-swords, and laid their pistols on the table in the drawing-room.
“Do they fear a surprise?” I whispered to Sir George Covert.
“Oh yes; Jack Mount and the Stoners are abroad. But Sir John has a troop of his cut-throat horsemen picketed out around us. You see, Sir John broke his parole, and Walter Butler is attainted, and it might go hard with some of these gentlemen if General Schuyler’s dragoons caught them here, plotting nose to nose.”
“Who is this Jack Mount?” I asked, curiously, remembering my companion of the Albany road.
“One of Cresap’s riflemen,” he drawled, “sent back here from Boston to raise the country against the invasion. They say he was a highwayman once, but we Tories” — he laughed shamelessly— “say many things in these days which may not help us at the judgment day. Wait, there’s that little rosebud, Claire Putnam, Sir John’s flame. Take her in to table; she’s a pretty little plaything. Lady Johnson, who was Polly Watts, is in Montreal, you see.” He made a languid gesture with outspread hands, smiling.
The girl he indicated, Mistress Claire Putnam, was a fragile, willowy creature, over-thin, perhaps, yet wonderfully attractive and pretty, and there was much of good in her face, and a tinge of pathos, too, for all her bright vivacity.
“If Sir John Johnson put her away when he wedded Miss Watts,” said Sir George, coolly, “I think he did it from interest and selfish calculation, not because he ceased to love her in his bloodless, fishy fashion. And now that Lady Johnson has fled to Canada, Sir John makes no pretence of hiding his amours in the society which he haunts; nor does that society take umbrage at the notorious relationship so impudently renewed. We’re a shameless lot, Mr. Ormond.”
At that moment I heard Sir John Johnson, at my elbow, saying to Sir Lupus: “Do you know what these damned rebels have had the impudence to do? I can scarce credit it myself, but it is said that their Congress has adopted a flag of thirteen stripes and thirteen stars on a blue field, and I’m cursed if I don’t believe they mean to hoist the filthy rag in our very faces!”
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V
A NIGHT AT THE PATROON’S
UNDER A FLARE of yellow candle-light we entered the dining-hall and seated ourselves before a table loaded with flowers and silver, and the most beautiful Flemish glass that I have ever seen; though they say that Sir William Johnson’s was finer.
The square windows of the hall were closed, the dusty curtains closely drawn; the air, though fresh, was heavily saturated with perfume. Between each window, and higher up, small, square loop-holes pierced the solid walls. The wooden flap-hoods of these were open; through them poured the fresh night air, stirring the clustered flowers and the jewelled aigrets in the ladies’ hair.
The spectacle was pretty, even beautiful; at every lady’s cover lay a gift from the patroon, a crystal bosom-glass, mounted in silver filigree, filled with roses in scented water; and, at the sight, a gust of hand-clapping swept around the table, like the rattle of December winds through dry palmettos.
In a distant corner, slaves, dressed fancifully and turbaned like Barbary blackamoors, played on fiddles and guitars, and the music was such as I should have enjoyed, loving all melody as I do, yet could scarcely hear it in the flutter and chatter rising around me as the ladies placed the bosom-bottles in their stomachers and opened their Marlborough fans to set them waving all like restless wings.
